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I just ate an entire family-size bag of Oreo cookies, because I am under the impression that Covid has given us a free pass to make poor life choices. I had been on a 42-year-long mission of reasonable healthiness until… Yesterday I decided I was going on an adventure to Trader Joe’s. The initial pandemic-hoardingContinue reading “Sanity, Donuts & Alcohol*”

When I was little, all I wanted in my sad paper lunch bag (that I was forced to reuse till the spoon fell out) was a sandwich that wasn’t totally disgusting, and a Yoplait yogurt. We lived in a nice area, but we were house poor, so anything name brand was not an option. MyContinue reading “Who’s In Charge of the Yoplait Now?”

It is hard to keep my mother in. She was always out before this. It occurs to me she may be feral. She was part of so many clubs, and groups, and theaters, and choirs. And of course, she ran her own company in addition. It was a battle to get her to retire, andContinue reading “The Notary Bandit”